Homemade Sex Toys
Forget buying, go with the homemade dildo.
Sure, there's the expensive sex toys on the market. I always feel like they're vastly over-priced. Toys are getting more fun, better moulded and have such wonderfully powerful vibrations at times though, making them extremely pleasurable.
There are also a whole load of toys around the house. A dildo is anything that can be used as a penis substitute. Ask yourself a question.
How many penis substitutes are there in the house?
From vegetables to fruits, bottles, cans, toothbrushes (Hey! Instant vibrator), handles etc. An old girlfriend of mine used to use kitchen utensils, just think of that luscious array of handles that come attached to those.
That toothbrush and it's vibrations are ideal for nipples and the clitoris too.
The Fleshlight may be the latest toy for guys as an alternative to the vagina but we haven't let that get in the way of the imagination. Anything tubular and slightly big enough (all depending on your own shape and size) has been lubed and fucked as well as a few pies and fruits!
Remember
that you make sure your eyes aren't bigger than your orifice.
There are the make-your-own-dildo kits and latex moulding kits. If you're feeling a little creative then come up with a new variation on the shapes you want. Ladies, the guy you're with may be a lousy lover but if his cock's the only redeeming feature then keep it forever!
And the fun you can have with food. A condom in a cardboard tube and filled with anything you like that sets can have it's own very special excitement. The ice dildo is a chilling sensation that goes way beyond the basic ice cube.
How about a jelly dildo for a dinner party?
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